Start Zahnfäule earlier!

For a better start in life start COLA earlier! How soon is too sonn? Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and 'fitting in' during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. -- Promotes Active Lifestyle! -- Doosts Personality! -- Gives body essential sugars! -- The Soda Pop Board of America

Diese Lust, ein mittellanges Messingrohr zu nehmen und es so lange im Gesicht eines derartigen Werbers tanzen zu lassen, bis seine Beißer auch wie der kariöse Zerfall im Munde seiner Cola-Babys aussehen! Eine Welt ohne Werber ist eine bessere Welt!

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